Shocking no one, Oscar nominee Alec Baldwin revived his role as Donald Trump during the cold open of January 14’s episode of Saturday Night Live, assuring the audience that—however unreal it may seem—his impending inauguration “is real life. This is really happening.”
During a recreation of last week’s press conference, Baldwin-as-Trump boasted about the incredible talent that would be appearing at the celebration: “3 Doors Down, Jackie Whats-Her-Face, and the one Rockette with the least money in her savings.”
Next, SNL let loose with a steady stream of pee puns, poking fun at unsubstantiated claims that Trump had hired sex workers in Russia to perform a urination show.
“It didn’t happen,” Baldwin-as-Trump responded… “and it wasn’t as cool as it sounds.”